Do you have your WHOLE
Social Life On That Phone?!
Play along with us now -- The Chivas will
Erase your memory by tomorrow morning
Life is a cruise ship --
You need to reserve your cabin
This falafel is Dry enough
To suck a camel's breast
Your vagina is perfect for our
Imagination (lustful inspiration)
Your friends may chide you for talking too much but
THAT may be your ticket to Jim Carreylike stardom
If you are close to death
You may visit Jumbo's Clown Room --
Hospice for the terminally horny
The S.A.T. Now Requires a book review of
"Sigmond Twayne's Mental Cookbook"
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