Knock On My Door . . .

Knock on my door, ring me up
Or just knock me up!
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A cigarette a Day keeps the
Smug self-righteousness Away
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We all play off of signals from one another.
Have you ever thought of yourself as
a traffic light? -- Well, You Are.
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Gauging by the expanding girth of my belly
I'd say I'm for liquofood self-indulgence 24/7
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Jumbo's is the easiest hole to fall back into
If your money is short and your dick is long
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"Live Cattle, Lean Hogs and Coffee"
(a punch line without an antecedent)
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If you're a hornytoad like me
You may want to peek at
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Warning: My mind is like a roller coaster
>>>>>>> And sometimes it goes off the track