Bohemian New Age Lunch . . .

by Sigmond Twayne
{the 99 cent Chef}

(naturally by this time u should've already
imbibed the delta 9 mind enhancement)

Country Fresh Farm Fresh Dairy Fresh
Read, Heed, Heat & Eat:

a) salted peanuts 1 oz. {appeteaser}
1) Mariners Cove New England Clam Chowder
2) plus equal amount of milk
3) Bob's Red Mill Flaxseed 4 tablespoons
4) one small red tomato sliced into 16 equal parts
5) one white mushroom " " " " "
6) Farmer John Clove Spice
** 1.5 oz. smoked ham in 16 pieces
7) Karl Strauss Amber Lager foam 1 oz.
***** Boil and Serve! *****
a burnt tongue on This stuff is such sweet torture

Dessert:
*Fish steaks in Louisiana hot sauce
*Farmer John Braunschweiger 1 healthy chunk
*One badass cigarette
*And full bottles of Karl Strauss Amber Lager {^}
Until your lady drags your clothes right off your bones
{all the better to JUMP THEM}

{^} A Munich pub-style lager with a rich
Caramel maltiness balanced by a clean, smooth finish

And Now For Some After Lunch Halloweenings:

"50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover"

Chop him up into 50 pieces and
Fedex one piece to each of the
50 States (of retribution)

Creedence Clearwater Revolver
Says that Jay Leno is a Pussywinkle
(pussier than a pussywillow)

Who SAID heaven doesn't stretch from
Boulder to Sierra Madre to Malibu?!
with foxsmart Randi Rhodes
Blowing reality in your face on 1150 AM

I love my well-styled life
And you should copy me