Skirts & Parachutes ^ ^

Skirts -- as opposed to pants -- are
To keep the thighs snugly together --
While every passing male can't help
But think about prying them APART!
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With tender kisses to Start
Followed by heavy lumberjacking
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And speaking of woodybats & hardballs,
The surface of a Major League baseball
is virtually the same as a human scalp!
Go Figure!!
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"Awareness" implies being the recipient of reality
"Consciousness" implies being reality itself
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"What Color Is Your Casket?"
The new #1 bestseller sequel to
"What Color Is Your Rubber?"
(er, i mean, your "Parachute")