Friday, September 25, 2009

Wanna Heara Rant?

Fool Me Once ..... Won't Get Fooled Again!
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Vengeful vindictive nefarious little shits
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It Helps to identify and avoid these
Angry ingrate socially destructive brats
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Smutty foulmouthed snively little imp bastard
Disgusting dirtbag sleuth and slimey evil snot
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Combative dickhead punk thug,
Ratfink turdface defecto psycho
Stinky skunk runt varmint jackass
And super sensitive little freak
Havin' another smarmy weasel hissy fit
AKA treacherous temper tantrum
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Poor miserable wretch sneaky snake
that steals your toys to sell them back to you
And then describes this as 'frienship.'
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When they design & build something for you
They Shouldn't Take It Back as a hostage
(to meet their pathetic delusional demands)
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The power to destroy is a pretty lame power
Even the Reptilian brain is Not as
Inept as this prodigal parasite
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Despicable Character Trait:
Talent & Creativity are worthless if coming from
An uncouth slob & shifty hustler backstabbing jerk
Who needs psychiatric treatment OR A new mommy
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Final Thought:
Do You ACTUALLY Have To Be SUCH A Stinker?

[Editor's Note: Writing a piece like this is like
Blowing chunks (of vomit) -- very fulfilling in a
Reverse peristalsis sort of way]

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