Boast, Brag & Spend

I have no reason to boast, brag or spend
This week but it's OK to have weeks like that

Tomorrow 11/21 is 40 Days to 2010

Think about That for 40 winks

When Your Mind Digs In . . .

... When It Burrows Down
Hard and Deep into the Material
(the topic, area, body of interest)

Like a microscope drills a hole
Straight through your soul

Jim Morrison I Am Not
Missed That Chance in 1976
By Staying Alive n'awlways
Dependent On Survival

Sigmond Twayne
Filling in the Blanks and the
Cracks Between The Planks

P.S. You can cash in all your chips on 12/21/12
and hop a spaceship or take a lava bath

Seize The Moment In Eternity . . .

To cap off an overactive lifestyle
'Spent most o' the night in the
Malibu of the dreamosphere
*
And met a soft applewoman
Whose kiss stuck to my lips
(like cartoony stretchy kisses)
*
I've arched through Alaska, Maine
Switzerland, Amsterdam and Peru
But now it's All About Malibu
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Stay healthy physically and mentally

Sigmond Twayne
Doctor of Physical Divinity

P.S. Have you considered that reality is
Much smaller than your imagination imagined?
*
If you want to be a star
Your audience must first be
Emotionally engaged to you and
Then grow and spread like a fire
*
Sometimes Sundays are for
Avoidance of all 99 stimulants of life
{like the Rihanna Taylor Swift sex tape}

Sigmond Twayne's Malibu

Malibu is a hierarchical number line --
~.~ Top To Bottom ~.~
*
Above Malibu:
42505 Pacific Coast Hwy -- Neptune's Net (Food & Surf)
steamed mussels and steamy muscles
35000 Leo Carillo beach

Malibu
34000 PCH -- Nicholas Canyon beach
33100 -- Hwy 23 connection to Westlake Village
32100 -- El Matador stairs-beach-cave (cove)
30765 -- Broad Beach--Trancas Canyon surf shop
30215 -- Malibu High
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30000 -- Zuma Beach - Zuma Westward Beach
29575 -- Spruzzo's bar & restaurant Natasha
29400 -- Point Dume Bob Dylan's ranchero
29350 -- Coral Beach cafe & bar
28128 -- Paradise Cove beach, bar & restaurant
27800 -- Geoffrey's naughty haughty cocktailia
*
24255 -- Pepperdine women volleyball
23400 -- Taverna Tony's Greek restaurant & bar
--------- Nicole & Renette
23000 -- Malibu pier restaurants & bars
*
21150 -- Duke's bar & restaurant on the rocks
----------prettiest young women & debutantes
--------- Shawna & Laurie, bartendress Deanna
--------- Tropical Itch (dark rum floated over vodka)
19453 -- where God has sex with nubile angels
19000 -- Malibu city limits
18820 -- American Apparel superstore
18700 -- Topanga Canyon connection
17300 -- Sunset Boulevard connection
16300 -- Temescal Canyon connection
14000 -- Patrick's Roadhouse cafe restaurant
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Having the freedom to do Anything you want
Does not assure that you have the desire,
inspiration, motivation (dim)

Baseball Is Like Grade School . . .

9 Innings are like
9 Grades -- one after another
*
Progress and success are optional
And subject to others in the game (school)
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The person who Cheers the best
Is the one who is cheering him/herself OUT
Of his/her own deepest depression (slump)
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"Depression" = mental paralysis
& Will Power has a concussion
--Sigmond Twayne 11-1-09

I love figurin' things OUT
And fingerin' things IN
Do new things to rise above
The human banality of neutrality
*
Happiness (satisfaction) Is
"Calling The Shots" (the sequence of events)
And seeing them get done that way
whether by yourself or someone else

The Neighborhood Lovetoy

My Beloved Readers:
*
I, Sigmond Twayne,
Do Solemnly Swear that
I Am the "Toy In the Hood"
*
I have deep feelings of amorous affinity
For the ladies of Los Feliz
God Rest Their Souls
And Shake Their Bodies

Sigmond Twayne, I, ME
Inspired, Motivated Enthusiastic
Victim of my own amorosity
*
P.S. Love is an acquired taste
Especially after THIS many years of experience

Sex & Breakfast All Nyte Lawng

Don't fade away by 10 PM
The night's just kicking into gear
*
By 2 AM you'll be getting it both ways--
alimentarily and anatomically
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Everytime youhave anorgasm
You spray your Spirit into the Universe